It mite occur to someone that stealing a piece or two momo from one of my frnds , eatin with the speed of light sitting beside me is not what called friendship. But an act out of lousy greediness. This assumption or hypothesis or whatever it is defining friendship wud cost me 2 friends less every time we go visit that small momo shop run by extremely hardworking couple Which means I get to eat 8 out of 10 momos on my plate. . Sometimes they are gone within nanosecond of time tht takes to blink. Although when we are extremely hungry and our pockets are heavy , I get to eat like 13 momos …each time 2 or 3 less than I get at the first place. So U can guess when our pockets are heavy we are still poor proud bunch of lads impaled together as friends.
Had I gotten all momos to eat , I wouldn’t have been writin this now. Thanks to my friends . I must say though I miss those 2 pieces now ,wher I don’t even get to smell momos. I actually have no regrets tht my frnds can eat momos at the speed of light and steal my part. I get lucky sometimes but usually I m the guy who has to surrender. And this friend of mine ‘Bidhyaman’, we keep him occupied with something else while he is still eating. Coz ther is this possibility that he might forget to breathe. ‘Haddi’ we call him an MBBS genius bagging 74.sth and securing 2nd postion in TU board suggests him that oxygen is as equally important as food. I too knew that. But I ain’t no doctor. ‘Dhoti’ the CA is another monster, he’s got this speed of hick ups when it comes to stealing momos. ‘Kale’ does just fine. He gets lucky sometimes though. ‘Gaule n tote’ sometimes surrenders to these momo pirates or they themselves turn into pirates. Safal maintains his class, so he is not into an account here. But I remember he wasn’t alwz like that. Now this is the version of the story I get to tell. You guys might have ur own versions. But I don’t think that shud differ with much precision.
However there is this little chance that one of our previous momo pirate ‘Ande’ might have been changed a bit. I suppose he will only be nuisance to that British civilized society of losers, if he continues to do so. This might have been hard on him not being able to participate the live momo burglary. Or going to tote’s house at 11 and looking for stones to play ‘Baagchal’ . Pissing at the backyard of one time famous hottie in narayangarh. Singing ‘Kanchan ko allare….’ , ‘ ho ho ho dhumra suresh….’ , ‘chaidaina UK ko kt tharu vaye pugcha’, ‘ pitambar dd(chorus 4 times) sitanagar aunu hai teej ko karyekram ma’. Making an assumption that ‘dhoti’ might only be a day or two younger than Bramha the creator. Ringing the bell at gaule’s and dancing on the front yard. Dancing like crazies at every corners in narayangarh. A screwed up new year with a loss of 1100 rs ..costin 150 rs per head I guess gaule and tote haven’t paid that yet. Writing that new year nite incident to dhoti and sending that letter via his friend. New vigilantes trying to enter our group pissing us off and we couldn’t help but back bite. Talking future and plans to make lots of money. Making promises to each other that we will live and die together. U don’t really believe we made a promise do u?? that last part didn’t happen , but rest of it were fun and every moment we would miss ‘Ande’. The typical ‘ande jokes’ we call it. Ande talking about ‘MANE’ and his football mates. ‘Ande’ hiding 10rupee under his cap while Christopher is checking all his pockets and finds nothing.
But he has this inevitable fate like thousands of Nepalese students. Who for their so called better future are compelled to leave the place which knows them and holds their identity. And are all set to act like a drop of oil poured in a jar of water ,always distinguishable amongst whites. “Nepal listed in the top 10 countries sending students to USA”, “Thousands of Nepalese students getting visa to the great Britain, Australia , countries in Europe”. Sounds like sth to feel proud of. I had even made my point so proud somewhere , when I said this , “Nepalese students get accepted to most desiring countries”. But this is an ignominy that they are not accepted at their own country. It’s a disgrace that we are actually stealing the youth from our students and selling them to work for low wages. Worst than human trafficking . And stealing momo is not even close to what we are stealing from our students. So u still got a prob with us stealing momos???? Or its time you think of some other serious issues??????? Now if u call this an anti friendship act and convene me to the ‘court of friendship’. Hehe ‘court of friendship’ sounds funny though. I promise I will hire the best lawyer. But if u r prejudiced and call this disgrace to friendship. Don’t worry I won’t drag u to the court. The fact is I just don’t care what u think….
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